I’m not sure why people dislike receiving drunk texts. you’re the only person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t function properly

unknown (via handcrafted-in-germany)
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Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list.

Denis Leary, 1992  (via lovely—delight)
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Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.

Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

This. Fucking this. Fucking this a million times over.

(via raeraenjma)

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tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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the-perks-of-being-recovered:

icychaoss:

Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever

Relevant.

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